What is this an ad for? Sex vapors?
I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are US army issued mustache trimmers, Morton Salt and the CR Lawrence fine 2 inch axe style scraper oscillating knife blade.
My favorite part of that quote is that he endorses Morton Salt. I just picture him being the Morton Salt girl. You know the one? This one:
I would enjoy it if someone with mad photoshop skills made that happen.
It’s a Ron Swanson quote.